Monday, April 19, 2010

T-t-t-today Junior!

Dear Starbucks,
Could you please consider installing a mini mart in your store? For example aleve, and other assorted things I may need. It would give me one more reason to stop by... one stop shopping. Or just put a shop in my target. That would work too.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Elbow.
Please stop bitching.
Sincerely,
Danielle

Dear Girl in White Pants at Work,
I appreciate your effort to wear white underwear. But when your pants are see through it doesn't really matter that you're wearing a white thong...
Sincerely,
Those Who Wish You'd Have Selected Other Attire For Your Legs

Dear NV,
Thanks for the entertainment at work today. Perhaps you might want to reconsider what you put in your emails in the future however?
Love,
Danielle

Dear Guy at Work with the Nice Ass,
Thanks for walking by every day. I appreciate the break. Now if you would just talk to me... (I know you do talk... I heard you last week...)
Love,
Danielle

Dear Tuesday,
You're just too much tv goodness for me. Please consider diversifying so I don't have to strategerize my tv watching. Thanks.
Love,
Danielle

Random Thought: Sometimes I wish a had a hula hoop that repelled dumb people and ideas. I would live in it.

Random Life Advice From My Ipod: Shake Your Pom Pom

1 comment:

  1. Dear Danielle,
    If you find a hula hoop that repels stupid, could you please one up for me too?
    Sincerely,
    future therapist

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