I got nothin for a fancy title today...

Dear Guy Driving Shirtless,
Don't. It's only 67 degrees outside. Channing Tatum you are not.
Sincerely,
Danielle

Dear Rat in Ratatouille,
How do you not burn your feet when dancing around the top of the pot on the stove?
Love,
Grabbed pots that were still too hot too often for her own good

Dear Remember The Titans,
It's been awhile since I've seen you, but you're still an excellent movie.
Love,
Danielle

T-t-t-today Junior!

Dear Starbucks,
Could you please consider installing a mini mart in your store? For example aleve, and other assorted things I may need. It would give me one more reason to stop by... one stop shopping. Or just put a shop in my target. That would work too.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Elbow.
Please stop bitching.
Sincerely,
Danielle

Dear Girl in White Pants at Work,
I appreciate your effort to wear white underwear. But when your pants are see through it doesn't really matter that you're wearing a white thong...
Sincerely,
Those Who Wish You'd Have Selected Other Attire For Your Legs

Dear NV,
Thanks for the entertainment at work today. Perhaps you might want to reconsider what you put in your emails in the future however?
Love,
Danielle

Dear Guy at Work with the Nice Ass,
Thanks for walking by every day. I appreciate the break. Now if you would just talk to me... (I know you do talk... I heard you last week...)
Love,
Danielle

Dear Tuesday,
You're just too much tv goodness for me. Please consider diversifying so I don't have to strategerize my tv watching. Thanks.
Love,
Danielle

Random Thought: Sometimes I wish a had a hula hoop that repelled dumb people and ideas. I would live in it.

Random Life Advice From My Ipod: Shake Your Pom Pom

Witty Title

Dear Payday,
You're my favorite. Love you lots!
Love,
Danielle xoxo

Dear Glee,
Awesome to see you last night. Welcome back into my life.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Yoga Night,
Be good but don't kill me ok?
Thanks,
Danielle

Dear Second Coffee,
Thanks for the assist.
Love,
Girl With a Coffee Problem

Dear PNC Cafe,
Vanilla Coffee every day would be appreciated.
Love,
One of the Many Coffee Addicts on the 25th Floor

Dear Random Dance Party,
Expect a visit sometime soon. No, I can't tell you when. It wouldn't be random then.
Love,
girl with an itunes problem

Dear Dishwasher,
Work. And tell your microwave friend to quit being a jackass while you're at it.
Sincerely,
Frustrated and Tired of doing dishes by hand and eating cold food in 321.

Dear Hockey,
Ok I conceed. I acknowledge I'm going to end up being a huge fan. You win.
Love,
Danielle

Tales (or Letters) from Tuesday....

As promised, even though a bit late....

Dear "Instant Lawyer - Just Add Coffee" t-shirt,
I will own you. And likely shortly.
Love,
Danielle, Esq.

Dear Chris Wright,
If you go pro I'll miss seeing you in a UD uniform. You should probably add to the "con" side of you're going pro list... I'm just saying.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Danielle,
Way to multi-task. Writing letters, texting, and watching Glee and Biggest Loser all at once is a pretty good haul. Pat on the back.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Guy Who Works In My Office And Who Clearly Got Sunburned While Wearing His Sunglasses,
Sunscreen next time perhaps? Just an idea.
Love,
People Who Remember Sunscreen

Dear People Who Give Me Dirty Looks At Work,
Quit. Yes. I said it. In fact I sometimes talk at work. Deal. Or grow a personality. Whichever.
Love,
Cube 148

Dear Sue Slyvester,
Your video as you as Madonna kinda freaks me out. I also love it.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Couch,
Thanks for being ridiculously comfortable.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Big Ben,
Keep Little Ben in your pants. Seriously. You're really not as awesome as you think you are.
Love,
Everyone.

PS. Ben, this is Danielle, stay more than 10 yards from me at all times. k. great. thanks.

New Week.

Dear Blog,
Sorry for neglecting you. I'll try to be more mindful of your feelings this week and visit you daily.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Lady Who Lives in My Apt. Complex,
Your daughter's tights and a tshirt are not appropriate outside clothes. I'm just saying you might want to rethink that outfit. In fact, please do.
Love,
Everyone Else in the Apt. Complex

Dear Tree Outside My Window,
Thanks for being pretty. That's all.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Park House,
Thanks for reminding me of MacLarens. I will be back to visit. Promise.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Next Friday or Sat.,
If you could please manage to have no rain I would appreciate it. I would like to go to the Pirates game, and baseball + rain isn't really a particularly good combo in my opinion. Thanks.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Monday,
If you could hold off for a few more hours that would be awesome.
Love,
Danielle