So it's been awhile...

Dear People Who Put Up Signs In The Bathroom At Work,
Passive aggressive much? "Please do not urinate on our toilet seats" is a bit over the top.
Love,
Danielle
P.S. No I am not joking.

Dear Construction Workers Doing Who Knows What On The Floor Below Me,
Please stop scaring the crap out of me at work. Unnecessary. I'm pretty sure you just build things and tear it down again anyway.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Guy On The Sidewalk,
Thanks for waiting until the light turned yellow before crossing the street in front of me. Way to go. Standing there while you had the walk sign and then walking when it went away was awesome.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Girl With The Lemonade,
Maybe crossing 5 lanes of traffic where there wasn't a crosswalk and while the lights were green wasn't the best idea you've had lately. Hope the lemonade was worth it.
Love,
Danielle
P.S. Are you friends with sidewalk guy? If not you two should meet.

Dear People I'm Trying to Eavesdrop On,
Please talk loud enough for me to hear you. I'd hate to fall out of my chair because I'm leaning to one side trying nonchalantly to hear you. Please consider.
Love,
Danielle

Dear People Who Talk So Loud I can Hear You Over My Ipod,
Please stop. If I have the volume more than half way up and can still hear you there is a problem.
Love,
Danielle
P.S. Maybe you could help out your loudness impaired friends above? Thanks.