Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Tales (or Letters) from Tuesday....

As promised, even though a bit late....

Dear "Instant Lawyer - Just Add Coffee" t-shirt,
I will own you. And likely shortly.
Love,
Danielle, Esq.

Dear Chris Wright,
If you go pro I'll miss seeing you in a UD uniform. You should probably add to the "con" side of you're going pro list... I'm just saying.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Danielle,
Way to multi-task. Writing letters, texting, and watching Glee and Biggest Loser all at once is a pretty good haul. Pat on the back.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Guy Who Works In My Office And Who Clearly Got Sunburned While Wearing His Sunglasses,
Sunscreen next time perhaps? Just an idea.
Love,
People Who Remember Sunscreen

Dear People Who Give Me Dirty Looks At Work,
Quit. Yes. I said it. In fact I sometimes talk at work. Deal. Or grow a personality. Whichever.
Love,
Cube 148

Dear Sue Slyvester,
Your video as you as Madonna kinda freaks me out. I also love it.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Couch,
Thanks for being ridiculously comfortable.
Love,
Danielle

Dear Big Ben,
Keep Little Ben in your pants. Seriously. You're really not as awesome as you think you are.
Love,
Everyone.

PS. Ben, this is Danielle, stay more than 10 yards from me at all times. k. great. thanks.

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