Monday

Dear People I Work With,
Please do your job. Correctly. The first time. I'm getting really sick of redoing your work on a daily basis. Seriously. I know our job isn't the most glamorous, but please don't make me hate my life because you can't do your job. Ok? Great. Thanks.
Love,
Danielle


Dear Monday Night TV,
I hope you live up to my expectations tonight.
Love,
Danielle

Dear People Who Don't Appreciate My Humor,
(or at least respond to it in an appropriate amount of time)
You suck. That's all.
Sincerely,
Danielle